This'll go well

"macanamera" (macanamera)
10/05/2016 at 14:44 • Filed to: None

Excellent card for a first date. She’ll love it.

Nibby > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 14:49

Good luck, let us know how it goes!

CalzoneGolem > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 14:50

Make sure to include a ring and condom in the card.

Honeybunchesofgoats > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 14:50

In a way, the content of the card doesn’t matter, because once you give a card on a first date, there’s really no where left to go but up.

Party-vi > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 14:53

Inside:

Manual. Jag. Coupe.

For Sweden > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 14:53

A card for a first date? What?

Be sure to pin the condom to the card, right through it. That’ll show her you’re responsible and don’t want to lose the condom before you use it.

MAXIMUMVRM > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 15:11

maybe if its a first date with someone who was a friend first. if its someone new try a flower or nothing but your confidence and smile.

macanamera > For Sweden
10/05/2016 at 15:13

What’s the big deal? I always give cards on the first date and it alwa-

Oh.

yamahog > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 15:18

*full body cringe*

Maybe I’m not creative enough but I can’t imagine enough appropriate scenarios exist to justify actually selling such a card.

Stapleface > macanamera
10/05/2016 at 15:25

Maybe the card is warning of the Zombie Appocolypse?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CB
10/05/2016 at 15:26

Just make sure you pin it though the middle. You don’t want to pin it on the corner and have it be ripped off.

cazzyodo > CB
10/05/2016 at 15:47

Dead center mean you’re goal oriented and able to hit targets.

macanamera > yamahog
10/05/2016 at 15:49

Full Body Cringe is the name of my band

Sam > CalzoneGolem
10/05/2016 at 17:54

But the other kind of “ring”.

Sam > cazzyodo
10/05/2016 at 17:54

All of my little soldiers are Army-fucking-Rangers, bro.

CalzoneGolem > Sam
10/06/2016 at 07:35

The kind that vibrates.